Alex Twinspark
@ATwinspark
Independent car journalist, Welsh, queer, some kind of gender, has lots of opinions on Alfa Romeos They/Them
UK Government- 2018: Here’s GDPR so you can limit what data you give to websites. 2025: Fuck it, send them a copy of your passport & face scan.
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TikTok genuinely be producing one of a kind sentences that the world has never seen before
- a whiskey drink - a vodka drink - a lager drink - a cider drink - songs that remind him of the good times - songs that remind him of the better times
What exactly should English people be proud of?
I judged my father too harshly for falling asleep on the couch at 8pm after work
if you successfully use the handbrake to do a 360 during your driving test they give you a license with a gold border that can be used drive forbidden cars
This is what they took from us 😔
95 percent of Right Wing nostalgia is just a picture of a woman with unbelievable honkers captioned, “This is what they took from us 😔”
me when I am in the presence of a fresh loaf of bread and some room-temperature butter
Every time I see LinkedIn posts in the wild I am left wondering what brain disease created the people who use it
This is exactly how the crack heads in Leeds City center behave
Chris Brown seen dancing in the desert in Dubai 👀
RIP Ozzy. you consumed an inspirational amount of drugs
being someone who believes consuming true crime as entertainment is inherently unethical
being someone who believes consuming true crime as entertainment is inherently unethical
being someone who believes consuming true crime as entertainment is inherently unethical
on the phone with the insurance company trying to figure out what the $286,349 charge on my bill that's coded "HPKB" is, and finally the fifth person i'm transferred to informs me it's for "horse playing keyboard"
what a horrible day to have eyes that can read
Chris Hughes tells @ENews that JoJo Siwa calls his private parts Jimmy and Timmy.
“I asked chatgpt” “I asked grok” I had two people on the spectrum consulting me at all times
This is because my Gay Northern Son is a top lad
I have swapped wheels between my and a friend's car because they had a sidewall bubble just before a long trip, but couldn't make it to my tyre shop, so I drove 2 hours, took it and changed it for him to replace after his trip And I'll do it again if I have to
omg not Michelle Gomez sharing this on her Instagram story 🤣 i love her for that 🤣 #DoctorWho