Danielle Smith (Parody)
@ABDanielSmith
Parody 🌾 Albertan & 🍁 Canadian. "Wife". Dog Lover 🐶 Anti-LGBTQ+. Anti-vax. Anti-Science. Privatize HC! Former lobbyist turned Alberta's 19th Premier.
Hey Alberta! There seems to be a lot of misconceptions on where me and my UCP party stands on "Team Canada" 🇨🇦 So here's a thread to show Albertans exactly who you voted for and how much we are on "Team Canada"! 🧵/1

EXCITING! The UCP is proud to announce that our government is helping ensure U.S. MAGA hate and intolerance masked as “Christian values” can be on full display at the Alberta legislature grounds this summer. Read: edmontonjournal.com/news/local-new… #abpoli #ableg #UCPCorruption
Raise your hand if you think Mark Slapinski has a fetish for being "B*TCH-SLAPPED" by Poilievre. 🖐️
Pierre Poilievre B*TCH-SLAPPED Mark Carney for giving over $1 billion in contracts to Communist THUGS in China. Do you wish Poilievre was in charge right now?
It doesn't matter how many studies are conducted, because there will never be enough evidence to convince Robert F. Kennedy @RFKJr_Official, myself, or all the other anti-vaxxers. We don't care about your "science" & "facts". We've done our own research. #abpoli #abhealth
Study of 1.2 Million Children Finds No Link Between Vaccines and Autism healthline.com/health-news/re… @HHSGov @SecKennedy @CDCgov @CaulfieldTim @DrNeilStone
As Canada's first indigenous premier with Cherooke, Metis, and Kokanee Gold heritage, I disagree with Premier Wab Kinew. We should be making our healthcare system more like the U.S. with privatization and people living with medical debt. It's our only path to the #51stState.
Universal healthcare is who we are as Canadians. It’s one of the things that sets us a part from the U.S. and we should be proud of that. Let’s keep it strong and make sure it serves everyone, in every region. It’s our heritage, our legacy and something we should all be proud of.
Most Albertans get physically sick just looking at you.
If the Oilers sign Carter Hart I'll be physically sick.
Remember when I said opening up coal mining was to save millions of taxpayer dollars? I lied. We’re wasting taxpayer money on legal settlements because of UCP incompetence. Good thing Albertans don’t care when we waste millions on energy projects. #UCPCorruption #abpoli
Coal company wins $142.8-million from Alberta government over policy flip-flop #ableg #cdnpoli #cdnecon theglobeandmail.com/business/artic…
Albertans will often hear me saying with hard work and our western values, there is nothing we can’t do! Except build renewable energy projects because our climate is too cold, we don’t get enough sunlight, and we need to keep Albertans dependent on oil & gas. #ICPCorruption
In 2022, a First Nations community in the Yukon embarked on an ambitious project: a clean grid that displaced diesel power with solar energy. Three years later, they've done it: today, Beaver Creek has officially unveiled the 7-hectare solar field installation that has been…
So glad I appointed former UCP-candidate, Shawn McLeod, to act as Alberta's ethics commissioner so this probe will be over quickly and our pattern of giving our friends sole-source contracts can continue. Read: archive.md/20250722204237… #abpoli #ableg #UCPCorruption

So now high food prices, that didn't come down when Trudeau's carbon tax was removed, are the fault of Mark Carney's spending. Got it! 👍 Time to change the narrative @Alberta_UCP! #abpoli #cdnpoli #CPCCorruption
Mark Carney said that he wants to be judged by prices at the grocery store. Well, the results are in. He spends more and you get less. Canada deserves a government that will cut wasteful spending so Canadians can afford to put food on the table. #cdnpoli
Well look, given the fact that they're raptors, and from what I've been told raptors are quite large, they should have no problem handling a giant red ball.
We just need to bring back that giant red ball....
Great post, Mikey! We'll blame the media, even though we are the provincial government who should have read the report so we have all the facts and know what we're talking about. This doesn't make us look easily triggered or incompetent at all! #abpoli #ableg #UCPCorruption
I appreciate the Town of Jasper setting the record straight on the recent recovery report and recognizing the province’s support during the wildfire crisis. Misrepresentation of the findings by some media outlets was not only misleading but also divisive. Let’s stick to facts…
Are you proposing a matriarchy? That's really woke of you, Davey! Because I must admit, the patriarchy really sucks.
The new Alberta nation must elevate motherhood. Mothers should be honoured and cherished. Everything should be done to making sure they know their existential importance. Instead, modern Canada makes women think being a corporate slave is the meaning of life. Sad.
We finally have a way to make you useful to Albertans. The @Raptors can use you as a hoop.
Cool, the @Raptors will be coming to Calgary to hold their training camp @UCalgary in September... #yyc
Fun fact: Provinces don't make equalization payments. However, this little detail won't stop gov't-funded propaganda outlets, like the Western Standard, from rage farming Albertans with disinformation so they can push the conservative narrative. #abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg
What happens if Alberta stops making the equalization payments? westernstandard.news/alberta/66265/…
Thank you @PierrePoilievre for staying completely silent when over 24,000 jobs were lost along with over $35 billion in investments when I placed a moratorium on clean energy projects in Alberta. #abpoli #cdnpoli #UCPCorruption #BattleRiverCrowfoot
In May alone, $16.2 billion in capital fled Canada. Over the last 4 months? Nearly $84 billion has left. That’s money leaving our economy under the Carney Liberals. Fewer jobs, less growth & a weaker economy.
If you don’t apologize for being useless, I’m going to deport you.
Next up: Alberta Premier Smith demands apology from people who have contracted Measles...
Funny. I lost 24,000 jobs and $35 billion in investments due to my moratorium on Alberta renewable energy projects, but you didn’t hear Andy and the CPC or the Canadian Taxpayers Federation complaining then. 🤷🏻♀️ #abpoli #cdnpoli #CPCCorruption #ICPCorruption
Canada is bleeding billions under Carney’s watch! Liberal policies push investment away, costing us jobs. Pierre Poilievre's Canada First plan will stop the exodus and rebuild our economy. Have YOUR say at Conservative.ca/cant-trust-car… #cdnpoli
Great job, Nate! Who knew cutting budgets and salaries for healthcare, raising copayment costs for seniors, withholding federal daycare funds, and clawing back AISH payments could amount to such a large amount for our conservative slush fund! #abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg
Alberta just made a historic $2.8 billion investment in the Heritage Fund, pushing it to a record high of $30 billion. That means we’re turning Alberta’s resource strength into long-term financial security. We’re investing today so all Albertans can benefit for generations.…
Friendly question for all my UCP supporters: #abpoli #ableg #UCPCorruption #yyc #yeg #jasper #reddeer #gprairie #fortmac #banff #lethbridge #battlerivercrowfoot

This is not true whatsoever. My supporters aren't all separatists. ☑️ Some are oil & gas/corporate execs who know I can be bought! ☑️ Some are conspiracy theorists who just want chemtrails & vaccines gone! ☑️ Some of them are Christo-fascists who don't care about separation!
It really is becoming this simple. If you support Smith and any member of her UCP caucus, you support separatism. #ableg #abpoli