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@AAquietgirl2
Western Storyteller. Author of Kill Game in the #MMU and the Sungrazer series. Co-host of the #WDYDTWPodcast.
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Somalian Maine House Rep Mana Hared Abdi (D) complains about the United States and how difficult it was to move here
Serial number start with HP? HP00001 is for @HardPass4 collection only. 😎 Love you man.
Someone ate them. Wonder who….
Dozens of peacocks — worth about $2K a piece — mysteriously vanish from historic California hotel trib.al/pdRhsmy
::inarticulate screaming from the living room:: Me: Omg! What's the matter? What's wrong? Otterface: Mom! Look at these bugs! Me: Eww, buddy. Those are flies. Don't touch. I'll swat them. OTF: They're friends! That one is giving the other one a piggyback ride! 😂😂😂
No 💩, the idea for the WDYDTW Podcast was because DOGE asked the US Gov employees what they did this week & everyone lost their ever-loving minds. @AAquietgirl2 and I talk about what we did, random news events & we interview cool people. We’re doing a Forensic Document…
Elon be like "what 5 things did you do last week"
Buy book or Joel will make you drink water.
Our favorite button monkey and his crew did another book called Alpacalisp 2 Pieces - you need it. amazon.com/Apocalypse-Pie…
Our favorite button monkey and his crew did another book called Alpacalisp 2 Pieces - you need it. amazon.com/Apocalypse-Pie…
Horrible outcome. So sad for her family. 💔🥺
BREAKING: Body of Wisconsin grad student who vanished after leaving bar found in Mississippi River Eliotte Heinz, 22, was found dead in the river near Brownsville, Minnesota, more than 10 miles from where she was last seen She had been missing for four days after a night out in…
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Because leaving your child alone in a vehicle is a good idea. Especially one that isn't smart enough to not get into a 2 hour honk-horn fight with other robots at the crack of dark Jesus. But hey, whatever. You already gave your kids to the state. Why not? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Waymo is a godsend for working parents. Need to hand off the baby between meetings? Put them in a Waymo and send them to your partner across town. Impossible before now. Really grateful we have this technology 🙏
Truth: Marriage is understanding your partner will take 56 minutes to find a movie to watch, just to fall asleep 14 minutes into the movie.
🤣🤣 poor Grok. Not human enough to realize it can't do everything. Just uncanny valley enough to try and do poorly.
In yet another attempt to train Grok to be better at writing, I told him to make scenes between certain characters in a fanfic to be ‘double spicy’ in regards to the level of intimacy Now Grok uses ‘double spicy’ as a verb. 😵💫🤣🙄😂 I think writers are safe this week
Cernovich’s parents kept him from devil music and he still sucked a dude by the stem lmao
"You can't possibly be a black woman, because you disagree with me!" Someone actually did the meme.
Why are you cosplaying as a black woman you absolute weirdo?
I'm not going to stop saying it. Republicans should be passing popular, one-page bills every week until Nov. '26. Make the Dems vote no, over and over again, on things like voter ID. Give the people what they want and stop with 3,000 page pork orgies.
State Funded IS state run you pickled anus hair.
A history teacher who doesn’t know that NPR isn’t state run media or a “government funded propaganda outlet”. I hope you aren’t telling your students those lies.