Alvin "everything is completely satire" Alberta
@AAlberta1905
You can call me Al. Dad. Husband. Son. Coach. Elbows very much up. Orange man is very bad.
Everything I have ever said, posted or reposted on this platform has been and is completely satire.

Fuck you @jkenney you went along with it when we needed you to tell trudeau to go screw his hat. That's why youre gone. Apologize to Albertans.
Every time I post about the Convoy I relearn that for the haters, no amount vitriol is enough. They loath the people who stood up because they themselves cowered behind useless masks, bragged about their unsafe, ineffective, jabs while snitching on their neighbours for going to…
Thats why it needs to happen. Time to test our ucp party and see exactly where they stand on freedom of expression and religion.They cant hide behind the "world's most dangerous virus" covid fraud this time. @ABDanielleSmith @mickeyamery @nateglubish @BrianJeanAB @seanfeucht
No Calgary yo Edmonton is all woke leftys.
The real test of what Danielle Smith and the rest of these folks think about freedom of expression is coming. Crisis reveals character. Let's see what you do here. @ABDanielleSmith @mickeyamery @GarnettGenuis @PierrePoilievre @BrianJeanAB @nateglubish @RodFrank12
Let me get this right Montréal: 1) You canceled our permit for a peaceful outdoor worship gather for no reason. 2) You threatened a CHURCH on private property to not have church. 3) You send a battalion of police to intimidate us. 4) Antifa throws 2 smoke bombs at my head…
Not a big Trump fan but wow, amazing.
Trump has launched the largest domestic deportation operation in U.S. history — aiming to expel one million immigrants in a year. globalnews.ca/news/11300311/…
I dislike Canadians.
What it’s like being Canadian? 👇
If they serve one day it would be a miscarriage of justice.
Let’s get this straight: while rampant violent offenders are released hours after their most recent charges & antisemitic rioters vandalize businesses, terrorize daycares & block traffic without consequences, the Crown wants 7 years prison time for the charge of mischief for Lich…
Wow. Amazing.
I mean what next with this lunatic? | Alberta Premier Danielle Smith Floats Tax Discounts to Motivate Women to Produce More Babies pressprogress.ca/alberta-premie…
Eastern Canada deserves anything and everything the USA puts down on them.
Elbows up Retards
HOT TAKE!!! I actually dont have that big of a problem with this and I don't think what they're doing is or should be against the law.
Someone asked us to track down a video of what appeared to be South Asian men shooting guns into the woods on-top of a Jeep Wrangler with a B.C. license plate. Ask and ye shall receive. Here's how we did it. A 🧵.
Is this true? Are all the "far right"lunatics moving here? If I was a far left person I'd just move to Manitoba or something.
They all talk about how Alberta is being invaded by immigrants, but the truth is, Alberta is being invaded by all of Canada's far right lunatics. They are moving here in droves because @ABDanielleSmith is their best bet to destroy Canada. We need to #FireTheUCP, send a message.
Wow. Not sure I can compete with this. I'm convinced. I guess I'll vote for nenshi now.
That cunt @ABDanielleSmith is done. @nenshi needs to win. This @ABDanielleSmith traitor bitch leaves Alberta. Go to Florida and give Trump BJs
Canada couldn’t contain him. Ottawa banned him. Alberta crowned him. Part 2 of The Most Albertan Man in the World is live. Watch it before the CBC demands it be censored 👀
Dear eastern Canada, How can you keep voting for this?
I vote Liberal because they are the most level headed, sane, reasonable people in Canada.
Elbows down.
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He once signed the referendum petition... mid bull ride. He gets more done before sunrise than Ottawa gets done in a year. He doesn't want to fix Canada. He wants to free Alberta. He is the most Albertan man in the world.
Dirty Deeds @ century casino. Its pretty awesome.



I'll piss in her eyes for free.
They are just as Canadian as you.