PETRIFIED COVID PARENT
@covid_parent
The Government knows what's best. I wear a mask. #ElbowsUp 馃拤馃樂 (vaxxed/masked/safe/colonizer).
My wife and I went out of the house together last night. Risky, I know. But we wore our COVID best to mitigate the threat. 馃憞馃徎
I buy my children vaccine infused dental floss, so they're constantly being boosted without their knowledge.
Good. I don't want anyone with different views than me coming to my country, because Canadians are tolerant.
Omfg. Summer weather is returning. In July. This is a disaster, and entirely avoidable if we just taxxed Alberta more. Lockdown. Right now. Stay home, save lives.
Have you been vaccinated against Summer Long Balls?
I can't figure out why they would cancel Stephen Colbert's show because of plumetting ratings.
So now, we're one elbow up and the other elbow down? This reminds me of how COVID only attacked people who stood up in restaurants, and whooshed around people sitting down.
The Prime Minister has just ordered a change in elbow positions. We are now Elbows Up against China, but Elbows Down against America. Citizens are kindly asked keep one elbow up in the air, and the other one down. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Lake Erie is now literally a bath tub. If this heat continues, it will become a hot tub. And in this picture, it's bright red! We need to give the Government more money, so that they can make it snow in July.
Happy International Non-Binary People's Day! How are you/they/it/zir celebrating?
When did the BBC get hijacked by far-right Russian truckers with unacceptable views?
Omfg. Environment and Climate Change Canada just issued a heat warning, for the next seven days! There may be warm weather this summer. For a whole week. In July. This has literally never happened before.
Do you find yourself constantly wondering whether our elbows should be up, or down? Worry no more, this account has got us covered!
Elbows down. President Trump is standing with Ukraine, therefore we stand with President Trump.
Alberta's book ban is outrageous! Elementary school children should definitely have access to gay butt sex manuals, and books that detail how they can mutilate their own healthy genitals.
#BREAKING: Canada's federal police force has announced that traditional values are far-right extremist views.
This is exactly what Canadians need. Higher taxes.
Holy shit. 29C on a sunny July afternoon? This is insane! Good thing we have all these heat warnings - one more degree higher and the trees in my backyard will catch fire.
I'm not racist, I just don't think white people should be able to get free swimming lessons simply because of the colour of their skin.
