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The most interesting thing I learned from the Hunter Biden interview is that you aren't allowed to own a gun and smoke marijuana so the whole legalization push makes sense now
people will jump through all sorts of hoops to deny that basically the entire world is being oneshotted by cell phones right now
infinite jest was a philosophical text
David Foster Wallace was correct to consider "Addiction" the main spiritual problem of American life. Addicts are more than capable of "advocating against their own self-interest." That's the definition of addiction, the state of waking up in the morning & poisoning yourself.
the next big thing is gonna be called the metaverse (because a bunch of people are waiting for an excuse to use that word, not because existing metaverse stuff is any good)
social media just won't last forever. it will go the way of the radio. it'll still be used. but it won't be the dominant form of media soon. they've ruined it. just like how the radio had ads after like two songs.
posting would be less addictive if the computer zapped you a little every time you got a notification. probably not that hard to hack together
one of those headlines where i don't really care but i'm kinda gonna enjoy watching everyone argue about it
Uber to begin piloting a program next month in LA, San Francisco & Detroit that allows women to request female drivers & passengers. Users are not guaranteed their preference, but their odds will increase.
Once you learn people can lie to themselves, the entire way you look at the world changes
>insanely tired, sleep deprived for days >go to bed >3 hour vivid nightmare, wake up in cold sweat >feel fully rested wat
people keep waiting for the other shoe to drop. calm before the storm when they realize this is an equilibrium
The internet used to be anarchic. Especially as a kid, everything was hostile to your presence. But that time seems quaint and innocent in comparison to the covert schizophrenia machine it is now.
Elon apology form I guess
BREAKING: DOJ has told Donald Trump his name is in the Epstein files, per WSJ
this 97 year old tesla drive-in still makes le epic bacon the old fashioned way, wholesome 100