Hilary Duffmantha
@Duffmantha
aspiring microbrewer | limited batch non-alcoholic craft beers | doing alcohol is so yesterday | (not affiliated with duff beer)
i'm thinking of ending things. not like that. i mean i'm thinking of ending things on here. i've taken this too far. people don't like it. or the don't get it anymore. some people are genuinely upset with me. grown men too. fathers. so i'm going to write my full confession. i'm…
charlie kaufman does not know how to tell a story. it should go beginning and middle and end (three act structure in technical film school terms). anybody can write a film where it is about a guy writing a film and then it turns out the film was actually a baseball all along. 🙄
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FAA - Forever And Always 5AM club (or SAM club?) RED eye flight club Black eye fight club Pink eye RHCP Let's dance in style, let's dance for a while Heaven can wait, we're only watching the skies Hoping for the best but expecting the worst Are you gonna drop the bomb or not?
You ever realize you live rent free in a stranger’s head? Like what is this one sided beef, I barely know you lmfao
You can tell a lot about a person by how they spend their time on Twitter. Scroller - NPC behavior. Consumes, contributes nothing. Pathetic but salvageable if they ever grow a pair. Reply guy - comfortable with banter but scared to generate their own discourse. Likely annoying,…
You can tell a lot about a person by how they spend their time on Twitter. Scroller - NPC behavior. Consumes, contributes nothing. Pathetic but salvageable if they ever grow a pair. Reply guy - comfortable with banter but scared to generate their own discourse. Likely annoying,…
you think it makes you an intellectual but it's nihilism masquerading as moral philosophy. you are not caries about anything real. you invented 10^100 sea bugs, then put out some blog that scammed an inordinate amount of people into wasting time. i did the Bentham Bite Calculus.
you could have done anything in this world and you sat at a computer and wrote a ten thousand word essay and then cried over some imaginary sea bugs.
you could have done anything in this world and you sat at a computer and wrote a ten thousand word essay and then cried over some imaginary sea bugs.
When Ted's friendship with Zoey begins to make her husband jealous, Lily suggests that he befriend him. Meanwhile, Marshall and Robin spend some one-on-one time together and end up testing Barney's mermaid theory. ROBIA RASHID x.com/Samantha1989TV…
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losing your mind to a cell phone app that is a glorified texting version of siri is just god's way of telling you that you didn't make the list. it is a computer that says: "hello Adam i am your Ali, want to chat? y/n" > n_ "you have selected no. we'll always have Fresno."
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have you seen my sister? her name was samantha do you know about my friend the janitor? he's coming for you, yeah he's coming for you (yes, you anon. i know you're reading this). bonsoir detective. her hair's not on fire anymore. call it The Dana Katherine Scully, M.D Method