Syd
@4lokomami
Hedonistic layabout, terroir nerd, one woman cult
just remembered the guy that plays ray on hbo’s girls follows me on instagram. wondering if i have a chance
my favorite part of working at a natural wine shop is fulfilling every instagram reel based stereotype of people that work at natural wine shops
Love drinking water in bed without sitting up, where the liquid sort of sits at the bottom of your oesophagus and you almost throw up or die. It’s just one of those things I can’t imagine Obama doing
going to the bar that closes at 4am every weekend as part of a humiliation ritual
imagine if there was a bar version of chopped and this is what you had to work with

having a glass of wine and some gabapentin and getting banned from three different subreddits
beginning to think im a miranda. Incredibly shrill, wore a blazer to work today, hooked up with a guy shorter than me once
i like to pretend everyone on love island acts like that because they’re experiencing nicotine withdrawal from their geek bars