2A Patriot 🇺🇲 🌎 ☄️
@2A_Patriot_
Lover of America, Freedom, Liberty and the Constitution. Deep Believer in the 2nd Amendment. Sic Semper Tyrannis! #TeamAsteroid
The Godfather. III gets a bad rap but it was still great.
A trilogy where all three movies are great
Shes still not home. She may end up the one that grills 😂😂
Waiting for the wife to get home so I can grill the steaks. Salut!
2. I have 2 legs. Little 2A is big but I don't consider it a leg.
How many legs do you have? Let's see the smart ones
Tell us we have a handsome peepee
How do you compliment men? What do you even call them?? Hot? sexy? Adorkable? Stud muffin? Scrum·did·dly·ump·tious? HELP!! 😭😭
They don't have that kind of time...
Do women apologise when they are wrong??
Happy Gilmore 2...thoughts? Gonna suck? Gonna hold up? Been too long? Etc...
Fuck Commiefornia and the rest of those Communist Democrats...
NEW🚨: Governor Newsom’s wife says, “It’s time for America to follow California’s lead.”
Waiting for the wife to get home so I can grill the steaks. Salut!
"Sorry honey, I slipped and my penis accidentally entered her vagina." Call me a pessimist, but I don't think that would work.
can you forgive a partner who accidentally cheats on you?
Stay away from those that come into contact with elementary school aged children.
People who rarely get sick, what’s your secret?
JUST IN - Starlink is currently facing a global outage.
JUST IN - Starlink is currently facing a global outage.
If you laughed at this, we can be friends.
But did they pull his arm up three times???
Did ‘gun’ autocorrect to ‘guy’ for you at first, by any chance?
Nothing says "you're getting old" like the week my generation, GEN X, has been having.
