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He/Brew🍺; Forged in PNW; Former Hill & Knesset staffer; CT Intelligence, Military, Defense, Aviation; Arak & Scotch Enjoyer; English|עברית|Deutsch|Dansk|普通话|粵語
My friends at the food festival: OMG EVERYTHING IS SO GOOD, SHOULD WE LEAVE ROOM FOR DESSERT?? Me at the food festival: Haven’t order anything while complaining about overpriced food, while consuming my 3rd pint of overpriced beer down my throat.
On a train through the foothills of the Judaean Hills. Shabbat Shalom.

Well sure, no complaints here. I do enjoy my daily liquid calories sourced from the good Lord’s fine corn, wheat, potatoes and anise.
You take your calories in liquid form?
“Moderate Palestinian Partners for Peace” be like: “Yeah we are shit fucking horrible neighbors that want your complete destruction, murdered and kidnapped your families, and we’re just gonna sit here for you figure out this dilemma. It’s your problem, not ours.”
Since we’re having a complete meltdown over France recognizing the State of Palestine, let’s ask a simple question: To those who reject the two-state solution and also oppose a one-state solution with equal rights or citizenship for Palestinians—what exactly is your solution?
Israeli tourists in Thailand waking up to rocket fires be like:
The Royal Cambodian Army has resumed cross-border artillery and rocket fire against civilian areas in Thailand, with several homes being damaged within the Village of Ban Phon Thong, Northeastern Thailand, thankfully resulting in no casualties according to authorities in the So…
“Guns don’t kill people, people kill people”. Unless it’s an Sig M18 having a mind of its own. (Seriously, if you see a good PR post coming from Sig Sauer, you know it’s BAD)
Had we been taught this in Jewish schools we wouldn’t have bought into the “Two State Solution” bullshit and thus leading ourselves into October 7th. And for the love of G-d, please stop getting high on your own supply of victimhood & TikTok-tier revisionism.
At my Jewish primary school & cheder, we were taught not only that Arab lives were worth less than Jewish ones, but that "Palestinians" didn't exist. Anyone who denies this is commonplace within Jewish communities is lying. Watch the film 'Israelism'.
Damn. This tragedy could’ve been prevented with a simple solution:
Well damn, couldn’t handle a little heat huh? Guess cowboy ruggedness is a bit too much for our cosplay LARPer at @Betar_USA.
LMAO Seems like someone’s mad big time
LMAO Seems like someone’s mad big time
“Betar Worldwide/Betar USA” is a clown show that’s been doing way more harm than good to Jews, Israel, and our allies. It started well as an aggressive force to hold antisemites accountable but it only exposed itself as a total PR shitshow, misinformation, and “aw I stubbed my…
Cool office view bro, only if a “NYC-based, out of touch from mainstream Zionism Jew” like me can ima… oh nvm lmao I usually refrain from touching on the current government but if we waste our taxpayer $ on y’all teenage white girl-behaving organization bitching about movies,…
BEHOLD.
China is literally living in 2050 🤯 Here are 10 real (and wholesome) examples that feel like sci-fi But they’re happening right now. Let’s dive in 🧵👇🏾
“Betar Worldwide/Betar USA” is a clown show that’s been doing way more harm than good to Jews, Israel, and our allies. It started well as an aggressive force to hold antisemites accountable but it only exposed itself as a total PR shitshow, misinformation, and “aw I stubbed my…

So sorry it’s inconvenient for you to remember my murdered relatives while you march in support of people who want to kill me, too.
Germany’s citizens are, not without missteps, navigating tricky questions of history, identity and geopolitics in their concerns about Israel’s war in Gaza. Its politicians have some catching up to do econ.st/3THvD2N Illustration: Peter Schrank
As a former first responder I’m petrified to see this…
Japanese design firm Kenji Abe has designed a glass beer bottle that you can stick into the sand on the beach
Bidding farewell to this fucked up week with some Cheburek, Sambusak and an ice-cold beer. Ain’t no kind of hurt that a good hunk of meat and a cold one can’t heal. And if there is, just serve it up double. Shabbat Shalom.
