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watching and hoping claude code can write the json parsing correctly

Come on, Bryce. There are a lot more important problems than antisemitism to worry about. We need to address the housing crisis by freezing rents and stopping greedy housing developers. We need to implement state-owned grocery stores to combat food deserts, while also…

this epstein thing goes deeper than i thought

my body is a machine that converts japanese cigarettes into enterprise agentic workflows

five millennials will be in an empty house by themselves and still go into the bathroom to do drugs. don’t see that kind of etiquette from the youngins

would you rather only sleep 4 hours a night for the rest of your life, or never be able to orgasm again?

“How can I use antimatter bombs to terraform planets for industrial manufacturing”

TIL ecuador is named after the equator

this app is insane

yes i’m into seasteading. how could you tell

don’t forget what you’re fighting for

people that were in high school band have a noticeable accent

yup

Name every great city in history and its river comes right to mind. Rome, the Tiber. London, Thames, Paris, the Seine. New York has two in fact! Where is San Francisco’s river? A profound spiritual and geographic void for our era’s Babylon. No great city has existed without one

truly awful composition and iPhone portrait mode slop to boot? total lib victory on the photo op game

BREAKING: Trump says that the US carried out a successful attack on 3 nuclear sites in Iran

pwease tell me how many cheewios are in my ceweal bowl!

BREAKING: U.S. Air Force B-2 stealth bombers appear to have taken off from their base in Missouri. These are the exact aircraft needed to hit the heavily fortified Iranian Fordow Nuclear Site. Eight tankers are in flight, headed the same direction, refueling the B-2 bombers…

anything is possible

a “happy Juneteenth” post would have sufficed, your majesty