Zandile

I know I’m broke but I don’t believe in negotiating with service providers man. If I can’t afford you, I’ll find someone cheaper but I can’t bring myself to ask for a discount, unless it’s offered.

My dog killed a neighbour’s chicken today 🫠. Ndizoythini na lenja

The number of people I met in Zambia who expected me to know how to dance to Amapiano 😭😭😭. Not all of us were blessed with rhythm, please!

Seeing my payslip depresses me so much, pay day depresses me soo much. We are in hell nje 💔

The term “my man” hasn’t stopped coming outta my mouth this week 🫦

meals with no meat make no sense to me sorry ( yes i’m xhosa )

Gains 🤤

next thing, ke monday

“Send me your banking details “

My man my man my maaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn

Happy birthday to me 🎂

Oh I absolutely love having my own money 🤭 Being able to travel on a whim? Elite behaviour.

Lady at the boarding gate saw my lubricant and asked what it’s for 😭 intloni kum when I was explaining

Please stop sending men long paragraphs after they hurt you. They don't care and nothing you say will guilt trip them into caring. Take your dignity and go.

when I have to comfort someone I feel like an alien pretending to be a human

A loaded bank account, a healthy relationship, a peaceful mind and a comfortable life is all i want rn