Yash
@yxqash
Fuck this shit
Will never understand why the smell of girls perfume lasts 8 secs meanwhile boys can go through an apocalypse and still smell like cologne.
If you could erase injuries from a career of an Football player, which player would you choose?
The reason Batman doesn’t cover his whole face is because he needs the police to know he’s white
asked my 6 y/o nephew if he believes in god and he said “never heard of him”😭
Parents are like "you should be grateful I only traumatized you half as much as MY parents did to me"🤦
Anyone Fucking tired of figuring out what to make for dinner? This might be the worst part of being an adult for real no one warned me about this
Student drains pasta over the toilet to avoid washing the dishes in the sink 😭
Parents can spot fake friends but can’t even notice their depressed kids 😭
Atlanta inmate is going viral for wearing designer clothes in prison 👀
Stages of life: 1. Birth 2. You gotta be fucking kidding me 3. Death
I told my girl not to cut her hair but she did and she looks so fucking good this why men need to stay out of women’s business
Netflix blocking you from taking a screenshot is so……..do you wanna your show to be viral or not like….. it’s free marketing and yet ?
had a dream my girl shit herself at the club so i shit MY self to make her feel better😭😭😭why the fuck we aint just leave😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
This pepper is exceptionally evil.. it’s a hybrid of 3 superhots.. I created it myself
