Yvonne Vincent
@yvonnevauthor
Writes books. More importantly, can fit four Jaffa Cakes in mouth.
Please don’t judge me but my daughter went to collect our #KFC and I’ve joined the dogs at the window to pine for her return
Oh wow and wow again. There’s me on that list. @CWIPprize thank you. #CWIP #books
The 2025 Self-Published Longlist! This year #CWIP wanted to big up those authors who did it themselves! These 12 self-published novels were longlisted by @atmospherepress for their originality, comic insight, and compelling storytelling
This headline would be so much better if it said Starbucks
Frock in Hell came out on audiobook today and I am probably the only person on X who will ever know because I have no idea how to work X 🤷♀️ store.yvonnevincent.com/collections/au…
Normally, I take my inspiration from Aberdeenshire, but this week it’s beautiful #Rhodes. There will be substantially more sun in the next book!
The couple at the table next to me have lowered their voices so I can’t hear their conversation and I’d like to complain to the manager please
Game of Trust is out today, so I’m excitedterrified. If you need me, I’ll be on the sofa doing this 🎉😱🍷
Husband: Ooh, what time is it? Me (checks clock - 5pm): It’s Chateau DIY time! Husband: No, it’s time to feed the dogs And that is how I know he is incapable of properly prioritising 🤷♀️😉
My agent: Really great first few chapters. If you could supply an outline please. My pantser brain: 😱🤷♀️ #AuthorsOfTwitter
There simply aren’t enough cocktails in my life. Sigh.
A massive thank you for all the lovely reviews. Feeling the love and sending mushy hugs to anyone who needs one today. #BookTwitter
Some Christmas mystery, history and schmaltz even though it’s far too early ❤️ Pre order at amzn.to/3Qsth5V
We have now entered the post-holiday mourning period, where the husband’s clothes must remain in the suitcase on the bedroom floor for six weeks. Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers during this difficult time. Thank you 🙏
Searched for GB news and rewarded myself with a swig of wine every time an acolyte said “woke.” That was ten minutes ago and am absholutely sloshed.
What do you do if a trumpet plant grows in your garden? Root it oot Hope your Monday now has a wee smile in it 😊
I did all my procrastinating this morning so I wouldn’t have to do it later 😇
