teryn

i’m afraid of bojack the headless horseman

sometimes i can’t help but think about how liam payne smoked crack then had a threesome then fell off a balcony and died

when ur friends stop replying to ur cries for help that means you’re fine

Omg

ʸᵒᵘ’ʳᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵉᵉʳ ᵗʰⁱᵉᶠ

keep ur friends close and ur enema’s closer

it’s not cocky to you that i’m standing on boing boing

RFK Jr. sounds like me trying to talk without exhaling after a bong rip

the studies are saying if ur hand is bigger than ur face then u have cancer

all my friends are penis take it slow

“you’re glowing” meanwhile i have jaundice

my uber driver showing me his dinner

let’s go around the table and share what we hate about america

we got kicked out bc teryn dumped her entire mojito on a 16 yr old boy that called her a whore bc she asked him to stfu

pussy from the humane society

pussy from an arizona girl who can’t spell squerpion