bubba

“You must be a fat retarded Asian if you think we fucking” Me:

What’s a cracker gotta do around here to be able to bury his face in a nice pair of perky naturals? (Any size) #LANK

#shrink New York State

If Tate McRae isn’t laying seductively on my bed when I get home from work this evening I’m simply going to dive out of my bedroom window onto the cement

I just drove 6 hours home from Toronto and now I’m horny. Great!

Benson Boone should quit his day job bc his music fucking sucks tbh

Drunk at the baseball game #expand

Yes, that’s a corona. Yes, that is chicken tenders on my plate. Anymore stupid fucking questions, jack? Thanks 👍🏼

I’m at a museum and shii fr

100% drunk in Toronto, Ontario, Canada eating caviar and steak and shit

This is my 4th IPA of the day in Toronto, Ontario, Canada #expand

I’m on my knees

I’ll beat the fuck out of the guy dancing with her btw

Ermmmmm,,,, yeah. I’m gonna go grab a beer 👍🏼

People who don’t possess an ounce of sauce, swagger, aura - whatever you want to call it - make me absolutely sick to my stomach

I can’t WAIT to get home to my cats bro Onfg I miss them

Ass guy this, tits guy that… What does your lower back look like? Matter of fact, let me see your whole back. I need to see it.

Vinny the Deli Dog

How the orange Fanta in the cooler of the petsmart checkout line is looking at me