Keith Starmer
@yelittlejedi
Life is precious.
City saved football by cooking its books. Chelsea saved football by selling its own women team & hotel to itself. United saved football by inflating transfer markets over so many years. But Liverpool ruined football by spending its lawfully earned money saved over the years.
Me nan was from St Helens (🤮) and she called it a cob
London= Roll Liverpool & Manchester =Barm Birmingham=Cob You are making our dreams come true Indy ♥️
Yeah i'm sure she does
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Yeah, Trump is definitely suing South Park! I’m crying 😂😂😂😂
God bless the Moores
Liverpool were a mediocre second division football club with no FA Cups to their name when Peter Moores acquired them and blew all other clubs spending out the window - paying the modern equivalent of £60m & 70m on players whilst in D2 they started to rise and build a global rep
Genuinely seen better fireworks being set off by smackheads on Hillside on bommy night.
Man Utd launch their pre-season tour by lighting up Niagara Falls #mufc
There goes the rest of the summer transfer budget 👊
Man Utd launch their pre-season tour by lighting up Niagara Falls #mufc
NO YOU CANT BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LIKE US YOU BIG STIFF IDIOT
If we sell Isak does that mean we can spend the 'Isak money ' to the next 6 years or does that only apply to certain teams? #NUFC
I bookmarked it like you asked mate
Alexander Isak is a Newcastle United legend but he can fuck off out of this club ❌ #NUFC
Only pride for the AEK fans who have been detained, turned away or successfully carried in Palestinian flags for tonight's game. Fuck UEFA and fuck the genocidal state of Israel. MONO AEK and Free Palestine 🇵🇸
There’s more chance of you finding real friends than Isak signing for Liverpool this summer - and that’s saying something…
There’s more chance of you finding real friends than Isak signing for Liverpool this summer - and that’s saying something…
Remember when Hulk Hogan would just RT anything 🤣🤣🤣 RIP Brother
Imagine going through 9 months of pregnancy and then having to watch this little box of farts doing that I’d get off
robbie dancing to candy while ayda is in labour 😭
How can one of the best teams in the world win fuck all though? Genuinely...
Every window it goes to shows how brilliantly Arteta has done with this club. £700M spent in six years to rebuild the club and create one of the best teams in the world. There are teams spending £400M in a single window and £1B in a year. Arteta is really a genius.
cry about it you sweaty manc rat
Liverpool winning #20 and running themselves like a proper football club whilst we're trying to recover from 20 years of mismanagement by the Glazers. Depressing.
Cannot wait to see every variant of “Scouse cunts” on the tl when we sign Isak
You can have Nunez for free mate
Genuinely, who is out there now for us to sign as Isak’s replacement? Sesko is the only name coming to mind for me, the striker market is dire atm. If Wissa comes in he’s got a huge weight to carry. #NUFC
Don't worry, lad. You'll have that 442 you all wished for soon. Not with Isak and Ekitike, though... Wissa and Calvert Lewin, ahhahahaha.
We want him, so we'll get him, cos we're fucking massive. and Newcastle abuse Grand National runners.
Isak has gone a year early on this. No top European club needs him anymore and Newcastle have delivered on their promise of winning trophies and Champions League football. Outside of Saudi where on earth does Isak think he is going?