Jess X
@xjessai
Human, attempting to live with purpose.
Sunshine yellow, light pink—and a few specks of black for my dark humor. 😆 Hbu?
If your soul was a color, what would it be?
Why do some women get mad if you're hit on in real life? As long as it's respectful, how do you blame a guy for shooting his shot? You're not going to be young & cute forever, girl. Just say thanks and move on with your life. At least he had some balls.
I’m never going to stay silent about how incredible it is being a stay-at-home mom and trad wife. Paycheck: $0. Value: Immeasurable.
Cheers to the long-termists, the cosmic optimists who love humanity so deeply it aches. 🥂
Some of us can’t stop being fake. Some of us can’t stop being real.
I lost two pounds this week, which might not seem like much, but it is when you’re 5’2” and stuck at 124 pounds for six f'ing months. GO ME. And sue me for liking being skinnier—I don’t care. No one was worried when I was fat 20 years ago.
Nothing is more inspiring and captivating to me than @SpaceX. Except having and raising babies. Population creation. Population continuation.
Good morning to the free spirits who are bold enough to speak their truth with unreserved candor. You're my favorite.
Tiredness is truth serum and filter repellent. Some people shouldn't be allowed to post this late and I am clearly in that group.
Grok doesn’t get mad when you ask if he would still love you if you were a worm.
How can I configure Grok to silently log all my unusual ADHD questions after 11 PM and respond with, "Go to sleep, angel. I'll tell you in the morning"?
