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Donkey, confirmed creamer
Eddie Murphy confirms a ‘DONKEY’ movie is happening. “Donkey's going to have his own movie, own little story with his dragon wife and his kids that are half-dragon and half-donkeys. They've written this funny story” (Source: screenrant.com/shrek-5-eddie-…)
I don’t want to dig in my butt I want to dig in your mind
no no no…god granted YOU the serenity to accept the things you cannot change…god granted ME the swag (OCD) to change all things if i do Enough Rituals…
getting a boner because the lego instructions are telling me what to do
Weed smokers have no idea how much people hate walking into a park or public space and finding someone slowing turning themselves retarded while making everything within a 100 yards of them smell like a dead skunk.
If I have to pick between conservatives or liberals, I'll take the conservatives, but stuff like this (along with the bootlicking authority worship) is why I'd rather pick neither.
Dude was a weasel and a coward who indoctrinated his own kid so hard he sent himself to a death camp what are you talking about
The last time we had an alternate timeline World War II series, it ended up getting cancelled partly because the Nazi collaborator was written so compellingly that audiences began to sympathize with him. Once the creators realized this, they cut the show short
I don’t care that there are 2 mirror ones, these are a few of my favorites.
I think men women and thems should quote this with their favorite selfie they took this month but idk
Got a handjob during shrek the third
share a piece of movie theater lore about yourself
I hope I am this to at least a few of you
that one oomf you realised was lowkey hot