Doomer Supremus

so some 19 year old from Patna made an id [email protected] and applied on the AIFF portal for the head coach job and TOI niggas thought it was the real Xavi💀

Iss bkl ne start kari saari fake news.

bruh Xavi got rejected and ran to Fabrizio😭

I dream of an India where there are only self driving automobiles on road because i don't think Indians have enough IQ for manual driving.

⠀ ⠀ ragebaiter & falls for ragebait ⠀

nah man this Astronomer controversy is as good as guerilla marketing can get.

This is the kind of PR Stark Industries would make Pepper Potts handle if Tony got caught cheating and she had to clean up the mess.

"I think human consciousness is a beautiful development in evolution. We became self aware in a way that allows us to reflect on our values. Nature produced a mirror of its own complexity in humans. Each of us carry an individuality & have the potential to make a difference."

Internship ke time mera ek bkl coworker tha jo aisi hi baatein karta tha. Ek din maine poocha ki bhai aap 3 bacche karne ki baat karte ho, lekin aapka toh 1 hi hai. Toh bol raha salary se jitni saving hoti hai utne mei 1 baccha hi sambhlega, mujhe apne bhi toh maze karne hai.

That Saiyaara movie is a psyop designed to turn the next generation of Indian men into simps. Historically speaking, the pursuit of power has saved men more often than the pursuit of love.

this librandu girl I am mutuals with on Instagram put up a story about "caste coded meals leading to dietary fascism" these bitches can't be fr😭

💯💯💯💯 When I lived in a not so safe area, it was the gang kids who would watch out for me when I had to go out at night. While cops and security guards would follow me, assuming I'd steal things (I never did). Anyway there is a reason those of us born and raised as diaspora…

The crack epidemic in the Black community was manufactured by the racists in the FBI and the CIA. They were actively taking parts in distributing drugs to kids and teenagers in Black neighborhood, so they can put them behind bars for possessing them.

"Far west, across the sea, there is a land called Vinland. It’s warm and fertile. A faraway land, where neither the chains of slavery nor the flames of war can reach." Adios Thorfinn, Son of Thors.😭😭 Lives were changed fr.

Tyler the Creator legit copied his whole swag from Graduation era Kanye. This nigga ain't real and his formula is getting repetitive and boring.

Mujhko kya hua hai?🤔 Kyun main kho gaya hoon?😱 Paagal tha main pehle😳 Ya ab ho gaya hoon?🤪😝

I just know that the HR who came up w this idea felt like she is a genius.

ngl I have another theory that there is a big chunk of Jewish population living in India. They just change their surnames to Hindu/Muslim surnames. Historically, Jews are known for masquerading as Goyim. Just like "Greenberg" became "Grenier", this "Kumar" might be "Cohen".

iss bkl ki profile mei jaakar dekho first tweets mossad ke milenge. nigga acting like someone personally attacked him, tagging police and shiett.

We don't talk enough about how Indian men have been fetishized by women worldwide. We're basically the male equivalent of BBL Latinas.