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I remember pouring you a glass at a friend’s house in SF after another mutual friend’s wedding in 17’. I was decanting another, you didn’t want to wait “honey badger drinks when he wants” 🤣. I made the clutch move of ordering us pizza at 1am…
I feel like I’ve seen way fewer Community Notes lately. Did people get smarter?
As I get older I realize 4 years is the correct increment of time for life. You need 4 years for anything to happen. If you want to achieve anything significant, you must dedicate 4 years to it. Anything less than 4 years is not enough.
I always feel bad for people with a dead phone. Because my phone usually isn’t dead
Some custom glassy button transformations we’re working on for a new secret project…
“I wish @worm_emoji would die” Chief worm: “Well guess what? Happy Worm Wednesday. I love you. Can I offer you a coffee or some wine to brighten your day?”
None of you fanboys would dare point out that it's insane to call something with only 16 food items a diner, but I will
I want to be vocal that my role in promoting the EFAN narrative lead to more harm than good and I wake up everyday trying to figure out how to resolve that.
Update: @believeapp made over $4,000 using stolen IP and refuses to own up to it Timeline: -I warn Believe 2 days in advance of this scam launching -Believe ignored me -Token launches, earns $ for Believe -Believe finally responds, keeps money for itself Context below…
I'm flattered, but this account is impersonating BONK Please report @useBonk and @MonicaWoo14 if you have a moment! Real accounts: @bonkbonkbonkapp (the real, unused handle I created) and myself
One silly adjustment I had with moving to NYC (New York City) is that they don't have "farmer's markets" here. They're instead a branded thing, a "Greenmarket" with a specific organizing body.
I don't always approve of Design but I like Designers. What can I say.