Steez
@worldwidesteez
Commentator/comedian
Whenever I find a piano out in the world I like to sit down and set shit off one time (Thank God the phone didn't fall)
Whatever you’re going through you still gotta brush your teeth man
Not giving my kid shit with an internet browser
when i was like 12 my dad called me into his room and went “…so how much time do you think you spend on ur ipad?” i was like idk and he flipped HIS ipad around and showed me all the adult girl sex games i had downloaded from the app store bc we’re on the same icloud family😭😭😭
Just heard a little white girl tell her mom to fuck herself in casual conversation. Good to see the white culture still going strong out there
Was in love with a man and came to Dallas to visit him during covid. Over drinks, he told me he loved me enough to be honest with me. He knew how I felt about him, but the future mother of his children would be a woman who took care of herself. I was devastated, but I took what…
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A partner at a prominent law firm told me “AI is now doing work that used to be done by 1st to 3rd year associates. AI can generate a motion in an hour that might take an associate a week. And the work is better. Someone should tell the folks applying to law school right now.”
Every human population everywhere would have originally been dark skinned. White skin is like 8000 years old. They love talking about science and IQs but stay acting retarded
🇸🇪 State TV in Sweden (SVT) has just produced a big budget series called History of Sweden. According to them, this is what the first Swedes looked like...
They have had a 100 year monopoly on girl movies, and spent $4 billion on Star Wars, a boy movie franchise, only to try and make it a girl franchise and ruin it for everybody.
What's the worst thing this company's done?
This really is what’s going on tho
I think I get it now... Earth is the highest dimension of hell and the lowest dimension of heaven, acting as some sort of inter- dimensional way-station, where entities from all dimensions congregate to observe and manipulate humans as they either level up or down in dimensions.
I’m telling yall wh*tes have some strange fixation on George Floyd… Like atp it’s not even offensive anymore just bizarre and creepy 💀
George Floyd appears in new commercial promoting “Comply,” a revolutionary behavioral medicine “Do not resist while taking comply, ask your officer if Comply is right for you.”
Yall go find your ex in the data leak and sue that HOE
The tea app that women are using to dunk on men was hacked and all of their pictures and information were leaked, most of them are fat and ugly
The tea app that women are using to dunk on men was hacked and all of their pictures and information were leaked, most of them are fat and ugly