Woody P, Professional Designation®️
@woodypanama
You came here to look at me. Ipso facto, I’m your boss. Bronouns: He-Man. Backyard ornithologist. Shitpoaster. Participation trophy husband. Occasional dad.
Good morning. Wake up. It’s Friday. Kick the tires and light the fires, let’s get it.
GM and Happy Friday to all who celebrate! I hope y’all had a great week. Only 8 hours left to go until the weekend begins, so keep pushing. Sound up!🔊 LFG!!!🔥🔥🔥
RIP to hulk hogan the only person to say the N Word and complain about having diarrhea from sushi during their sex tape
RIP to hulk hogan the only person to say the N Word and complain about having diarrhea from sushi during their sex tape
This is how it’s supposed to be. Government keeps things on life support well past their expiration because there are bureaucratic cronies who scrape from the top. But if people find value in something (regardless how you personally feel about NPR and PBS), they’ll support it.
scoop: donations to NPR and PBS stations have exploded, with donors across the country giving in unprecedented numbers since Congress cut federal funding nytimes.com/2025/07/24/bus…
Everyone in the 80s looked 10-15 years older than they were.
Hulk Hogan was only 34 here
Older dog hasn’t been eating. Turning her nose up at food she used to scarf. Restless at night. Distances herself for naps rather than curling up next you. I fear she may be nearing the end.
This is the realist thing said so far today.
me before showering: I don’t want to shower me once in the shower: I live here now
Everyone look at this handsome fella!
Welcome home my boy. Now it's time to rest. Thank you for your prayers and all the outpouring of love. God is great, He gave us our baby boy and now we can rest happily together. God bless our children!!!
Can I say something…
I want a cutie pie rotisserie chicken shaped GF
Just call me Alex Honnold.
Who’s climbing?
Pickles are the Pedro Pascal of food stuffs.
Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan dies at 71. Rest easy brother.
Me: These damn kids will watch the same show over and over and over again. Also me: Turns on ‘Man on Fire’ for the 57th time.
Was unaware that the crippling anxiety I get after a bender permitted me to grope women.
I’ll never forgive Bubba the Love Sponge for what he did to Hulk Hogan.
I think @ragweed2020 needs a show that follows his adventures.
If we lose Scott Stapp, it's the end times for Gen X
If we lose Kenny G, it's the end times for Gen X