Wojak Codes
@wojakcodes
just a guy who codes for fun.
tldr; just do it.
You want to jump, but it’s scary. So you study it, analyze every angle, simulate every outcome. Then you start wondering, maybe not jumping is actually smarter. But you’ve heard it a thousand times: the ones who just leap often figure it out mid-air. Then fear creeps in. What…
“the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed”
Catholic commentator Pinesap has been fired from his job after his appearance on Jubilee debating Mehdi Hasan. Follow: @AFpost
they know what they’re doing
Uranus is warmer than we thought. New computer modeling techniques revealed that Uranus generates internal heat. This is similar to our solar system’s other gas giants, like Jupiter or Neptune. go.nasa.gov/44HzIKx
for me it’s “Fourier Transform”
I love saying cellular automata . It makes such a sexy sound . I told the Starbucks barista that’s my name so I could hear that twink say it . he did not say it though
literally me
Me expecting to meet the love of my life "naturally" but I don't post pics, have 3 close friends, and barely leave the house
most loners don’t really love solitude. they stay alone because people keep disappointing them when they try to blend into the world.
why are all these governments across the world trying so hard to get rid of privacy laws and freedom of speech? it’s like they’re preparing for frequent riots and uprisings.
Ireland is trying to nuke encryption. A new bill, the Communications (Interception and Lawful Access) Bill, would give Irish authorities real-time access to private messages. That means undermining or outright breaking end-to-end encryption. This bill would allow Gardaí, the…
sleep when your body tells you to.
i believe that the blind loyalty that the current zeitgeist has for sleep needing to look like a perfectly controlled lab experiment is eroding our life force in a primal way that you can only tap into when you’re playing with the sleep you need to feel both hungry and fuelled
this is all you need to stay afloat while the world tries to drown you into despair - something meaningful to do - someone to love - something to look forward to
90% self-hate 10% “it is what it is”
49% self-hate 51% self-love
replace India with South America or Japan
God’s favorite people are those who earn in US dollars while living in India with a remote job and a 40-hour work week
what is Trump smoking?
Donald J. Trump Truth Social 07.20.25 06:41 PM EST
talking to people with autism is confusing and somewhat painful. they tell you that they’re your friend and they take the friendship very seriously, but talking to them feels like you’re forcing them and they hate you!
deep.
a great man once said - “the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.”