The Wizard

@wizardsextape

Magic is everywhere... if you believe... (pfp by greg call)

Florida's Turnpike

Joined December 2021

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The Wizard@wizardsextape · 6 h

I just made this

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The Wizard@wizardsextape · Jul 25

All whales are now poisoned

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Epiphany, TX@EpiphanyTX · Jul 22

NEW EPISODE of #EpiphanyTX, a horror/comedy Delta Green actual play podcast. Now officially members of the Program, the agents are given their second case, one that involves spontaneous human combustion and sugar-free sweets. LISTEN if you dare: open.spotify.com/episode/0eH6jI…

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WARLOCK@disturbingbeing · Feb 12, 2023

WELCOME... TO MY HOME

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The Wizard@wizardsextape · Jul 23

I HAVE ONE

ccinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic · Jul 22

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The Wizard@wizardsextape · Jul 25, 2024

BREAKING: Biden says he feels "much better now" and he's ready to come back

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WARLOCK@disturbingbeing · Jul 14

I ACCIDENTALLY ORDERED THE MYSTICAL OWL EXPERIENCE 🤦

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The Wizard@wizardsextape · Jul 13

Bomb that kills me

rricci@ricci_richy · Dec 23, 2022

Macaroni Salad

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The Wizard@wizardsextape · Jul 12

Me: please don't run away! I love you! My automaton son that I dress like an idiot:

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The Wizard@wizardsextape · Jul 10

Did you see Trump just announced the Crystal Gems landed in Russia

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The Wizard@wizardsextape · Aug 6

I just got this message "from the afterlife"??? Is this real???

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The Wizard@wizardsextape · Jul 7

Sad video:

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The Wizard@wizardsextape · Jul 5

What was "the incident" in your Orc City?

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The Wizard@wizardsextape · Jul 4

Ancient proof of Pokemon:

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Eliphas@Eliphhas · Jul 1

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The Wizard@wizardsextape · Jun 29

Fuuuuck I'm under a wizard's spell :/

AAlexey Gorboot@AlexeyGorboot · Jun 29

You're under a wizard's spell!

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The Wizard@wizardsextape · Jun 29

I've been drafted into the Lemurian Time War

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The Wizard@wizardsextape · Jun 25

I just saw this happen outside Walmart

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The Wizard@wizardsextape · Jun 21

(On a date at my place) Me: thanks so much for coming over! You look beautiful tonight. Just ignore the homunculus Her: ignore the wha-

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gaz@Nyazsche · Jun 17

A 7 foot tall frogman has been sighted in west tennessee and nobody is talking about it.

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