Jay🐶🇨🇦🔆

googling “is it normal to get hard from ASMR wax tapping”

you would never ever share lore about your dating life

no

petting oomf 🔜

i’m peeing in the wegmans

followers go into my replies and rate goose's intelligence (goose moots pls rt)

i think that daily prostate fact s

my dad was just complaining about his divorce.. bro at least you didnt lose hivemind count your blessings

giving my girl a footact and a toeduty

im like if a boy and girl had a gosoemeow

worst mutual is wyatt

I’m four years old and this is what I find scary

my dad said that panera discontinuing the chocolate chip bagel is quote “dumb and gay”

got called: male actually: woke got called: 5'5 actually: 5’11 got called: introvert actually: ambivert got called: taken actually: im gay for oomf reply or else you hate me

i miss panera chocolate chip bagel :(

twin and i made it to the mall 👀

should i attempt sematary again

i want a cat and i wanna name her birdie