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♐ | 35+| He came for some Netflix. I came for the NECK, bitch. Female dragon. Big spoon energy. For coloreds only. Please don't small talk me, I got ADHD.
Bro tried to tell us and made a banger in the process 😂
Nintendo says Mario and Princess Peach are just 'good friends' who help each other out whenever they can
They got a Biscoff Cookie Shake at Steak n Shake 😩
Like what I'm supposed to tell my insurance company?
This why I don't like parking next to people 😭😭😭😭 wym my car on fire cause yours on fire?!?!
‘THE LEGEND OF AANG: THE LAST AIRBENDER’ animated movie will have a unique animation style. “There is nothing that looks like this. It's 2D animation with these really beautiful, deep canvas environments... it's gonna blow you away” In theaters on October 9, 2026.
I love that my friends who enjoy cooking always want me to try their food. Cause I surely love to eat.
Hey Arnold kids smoking TJ and the gang.
The question: Who is winning the fight between the kids on Recess and Hey Arnold?
Clearly my humor is broken because why did this make me snort? 😭
Esquire has ranked the 25 best superhero movies of all time: 25 - Thunderbolts* 24 - Shazam 23 - Super 22 - Thor: Ragnarok 21 - Watchmen 20 - Superman II 19 - Avengers: Endgame 18 - GOTG Vol. 2 17 - Shin Kamen Rider (‘23) 16 - Hellboy (‘04) 15 - Captain America: The Winter…
Esquire has ranked the 25 best superhero movies of all time: 25 - Thunderbolts* 24 - Shazam 23 - Super 22 - Thor: Ragnarok 21 - Watchmen 20 - Superman II 19 - Avengers: Endgame 18 - GOTG Vol. 2 17 - Shin Kamen Rider (‘23) 16 - Hellboy (‘04) 15 - Captain America: The Winter…
I learned about Kefir and started using it as the liquid base in my smoothies 💪🏾
People always ask me “what do you use for your skin?!” And most of my skincare starts in the kitchen. I’m at a camp so I don’t have much access to the pure pomegranate or kefir but this is the root of my skincare.
My 2nd time watching that was while I was on LSD. I went on a whole rant on Snapchat about how James Cameron was trash. This was all after I watched Black Panther again. I was tight. 😭
I can tell you one thing I don't give a fuck about AT ALL. The Avatar movies.
Nice.
I wasn't kidding. New taxi driving horror simulator from the master Jordan King. Coming to Patreon this month!
I'm ready 😂😂😂
Nintendo hoed Mario I done seen it all 😭 ima have to address this in the next Video Game house
Waking up
Which part of your morning routine takes the longest?
That's why I stopped going. If I can't shop in the middle of the night when the employees are stocking, I don't want to be there.
Y’all don’t get anxiety going to Walmart?
I've had this song in my jazz rotation for the past few weeks during my work shift. Gonna feel bittersweet hearing it tomorrow. 🙏🏾🌹
Rest in peace, Chuck…
Her father also served in the military and he did an investigation himself they burned her tent dragged her to another one set it on fire. The gun was literally like an AR and the way the positioned it made it seem like she sh*t herself but they used her least dominant hand. I…
Never Forget, 19 year old LaVena Johnson who was found in her tent in Iraq in 2005. She had a broken nose, black eye, loose teeth, burns from a corrosive chemical on her genitals to cover evidence of rape, and a gunshot wound. The U.S. government ruled her death was a 'suicide.'