William's Newsletter
@williamsubstack
Hi, I'm William A. Ferguson, the first GC musician on Substack. You might remember me from such songs as "Hare Triggered" and "You Can Pee Next To Me". BRA 🐇
I always said our parents were better drinkers than we ever could be.
Pretty soon the bobbies will be roaming the streets packing heat.
There are security guards in every London supermarket. There never used to be.
The moment he's old enough to get a fucking job!
at what point should a man stop playing video games?
The Palestinians believe dying in war is the ultimate honor. Who are we to go against their wishes?
Sympathy isn’t the problem. Selective sympathy is. This is about what you're willing to excuse— and the truth you’ve trained yourself not to see. open.substack.com/pub/blackouted…
Followers, he's all yours.
No one’s even looking at your page bro. Quote me all you want I’ll steal all your bot and AI followers
Depends on the state of the engine.
♦️🔸️💎🔸️♦️🔹️💎🔹️♦️🔸️💎🔸️♦️ Fix it 🔸️ OR 🔸️ Pass❓️
In UFC, the ref’s there to separate you when the fight’s over. In a streetfight, nobody’s there to separate you. The fight isn’t over at the end of a timer or when the referee thinks you’ve been beaten too badly or when you tap out.
The only honorable fights are sporting, AKA there are agreed upon rules, and a judge or referee.
What a condescending man you are, Mr Wu. "M2F"s will never understand how women like me feel, because you are not, and will never be a woman. We don't need to learn "skills" from you, I know how to be a woman on my own just fine. I don't need to worry about "passing", unlike you
I have tried as hard as possible to be polite to you and your deranged partner. This is too far. People like you make it nearly impossible to care about F2M detransitioners because you ultimately need attention and have convinced yourself you can cure everything that is stale…
Someone half your size could knock you out and stomp on your head just by getting lucky. It's in your best interest to never let anyone hit you, ever. Always remove yourself from the situation. If you're backed into a corner there's no such thing as "fighting dirty".
Malt vinegar
Ketchup isn’t available… What are you putting on this? 🤔