Your Worst Nightmare
@whyrobynwhy
Given the opportunity, I would destroy David Schwimmer in a pudding eating contest.
What if I told you that there's a place called Schrödinger's Bakery where you can have your cake and eat it, too?
At least we can all agree that "lukewarm" is the most disconcerting temperature.
What do I have to do to reach the level of notoriety that merits a butter sculpture of my likeness? (Because I'll do it.)
The western left has lost its mind on Palestine. It has become issue number one, which when you consider everything else happening in the world right now, is totally insane.
The western left has lost its mind on Palestine. It has become issue number one, which when you consider everything else happening in the world right now, is totally insane.
If I'm being honest, what I would do for a Toblerone and what I would do to a Toblerone are virtually identical.
Why procrastinate when you can just give up now?
The genocide of the people of Gaza continues as members of congress vote to fund Israel’s defensive and offensive military capabilities. This is immoral and no amount of excuses will ever make it ok.
Hundreds of Israelis are now marching in the center of Tel Aviv against the starvation of Gaza at the hands of the Israeli government. Some are holding sacks of flour.
I don't know what it "says" about me that my most accurate unit of time measurement is "number of potatoes consumed."
Everyone named Gerald was born middle-aged with a mortgage and a fully formed lawn-mowing philosophy. (No need to fact-check this.)
Starvation, once in motion, even after food & medical care become availabe, remains irreversible for so many of its victims. It's a greater sin than the sin itself to be have spoken only after the sight of skin-on-bones killed Palestinians. An unforgiveable "theology of empire."
The best way to be unimpressed? Visibly. Class dismissed.
"I'm Going to Write a Poem" and Other Empty Threats
I'll be honest: If acquiring food involves a QR code, I'm going to be hungry.
