Whitney (in Tarnation) 🤠

girls if he knows the difference between the Ottoman and Byzantine empires just know you are the side hoe to his map video game addiction

good morning kissmates

when you see a guy like this on the traintracks and you KNOW he a freak with the rope

this is the game all you boys are playing? are you fucking me serious?

I follow too many people in tpot because they are all discussing the morality of having multiple boyfriends and girlfriends for no fucking reason again. aren't you guys building god or something

if you defund NPR the lib moms are gunna use their Wait Wait Don't Tell Me time to start reading the declassified USMC guide to improvised explosives and guerilla warfare

The point of books for kids under 6 is that theyre literally propaganda. Thats what the moral at the end of the story is, political propaganda for prosocial behavior

Not really plausible because no one could love someone that puts ketchup on eggs

when he's beautiful smart funny 6'2" and lib but he puts ketchup on his eggs

yeah, I'm thinking I'm back

my brother got a girlfriend and he won't shut up about it. it's a girl not a retired narrow gauge yard switcher from a once expansive railroad operating on the former right of the way of the grand trunk RR along the Portland, Maine waterfront calm down

it’s too short

I moved btw

To increase empathy, men should read one novel about being fucked by a werewolf per month, women should read one pulpy Sci fi fantasy thing about a guy who is cool

*holds up spork* good morning waffle nation

This took a turn I was not expecting

I take long breaks from Twitter too but you don't see anyone calling me Swann Marcus smh

society if we abolished OSHA guidelines

This and my phone >>>>