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He's seeing people in a whole different light. Going for a six-pack eye."

"Thanks to collective bargaining, we don't have to pay 53 times for the same player!"

He knew he had something HUGE On the line but was shocked by what he saw. An hour later he realized Kitty Kong devoured a canoe filled with tourists. Brick Rivers on the Lake.

"The truth finally revealed!"

"It was bound to happen when my sister brought those gorillas here."

"Finally! They've been waiting decades for. some help."

Volcano pops in New Mexico!

What do you think? What does Bigfoot think?

1510 Engraving Shows Crypt Keeper Inspired Brother's Tales of Terror!

"Is Horshack a whistleblower?"

"Hey, he needs the cash."

"Dancing all the way out..."

The Executive reportedly told his wife not to believe Bigfoot pictures were real!

"Gee. He still looks great."

"He's got a lot of NYC Hamburger Lovers backing him, all the way!"

"We'd like to teach the world to sing."

"Bitcoin is good. But we got some REAL winners for you."

"We only water him once a week!"

This is the worst fire since Sodom and Gomorrah," said the Angels Fire Department.

"The Happy Skies."