chkdsk/dicksoak

got someone from the crowd to work the xdjs while i was mixing off my laptop into the mixer completely unplanned & at one point i looked over and homie was doing realtime bpm calculations WHILE SPINNING so we could get 4 tracks playin at once without it sounding like shit

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white dudes in 2009: what if instead of little richard it was lil richard yknow cuz like all rappers have names like that? LOL white dudes in 2029: man, i love OBEYING GOOGLE'S OMNISCIENT GOD SPHERE THAT BLOCKS THE SUN and am absolutely not WONDERING IF THE UNABOMBER HAD A POINT

just fed my newborn son 50 grams of The Product You Need. he loves it

the most 6'5" man of all time: you got some big ass tits for a white boy me, shuffling in place like charlie brown: th...thanks

i told apple music to make a station for Lovefool by The Cardigans and it gave me Yonkers by Tyler, The Creator. okay

i just gotta get back into The Mindset. it all makes sense when you're in The Mindset.

soup is a meal that is also a drink. smoothies, are a kind of soup.

Upset a TF2 server yesterday by calling people who like the Japanese horse thing "bronies"

the gayest man alive: with, our new. launch ,for just $25/mo, we made, [squinting, struggling] "cat girl way-wa. wyyy...foos(?)" real [fadewipe to cgi overwatch skin] korean clickfarm slave, thru ai vocal filter: 兄貴すごい~! U should buy a P226 and take it to UCSB campus^^~!,

whatever

ill admit it: i dont fucking understand the things he said on twitter

i only use translator notes whenever absolutely necessary

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if a socialist candidate for us prez vowed to crank up the amt of white people in advertisements texas would flip blue

can somebody out there program one of those talking fish toys to sing espresso by sabrina carpenter ? that just sounds really funny to me as a concept

I’m enacting Pussy Doctrine. Wet Con 3

hey man, cool joke. mind if i'm really horny about it?

MO TIP # 9890 : if ur making a playlist with some bold selections ( songs that could be perceived as repetitive/unknown ) , neutralize da vibe by adding an OUTKAST song . andre 3000 and big boi always bring the crowd back