Wednesday Addams
@wednesdayaddams
Here to experience society’s slow drip of misery. Part 1: Aug 6 — Part 2: Sept 3
Restrain your excitement. Preferably with shackles.
Please do not enjoy this marketing spot.
This is not even the strangest thing I’ve seen Uncle Fester consume this week. I’ve warned Eugene to lock the hummers shed for the next 14 days.
Season 2 awakens in two weeks. Season 3 is the next omen, already in motion, already inevitable.

For once, Enid’s overly dramatic emotions may be warranted.

Fame is fleeting. Misery is everlasting.
If you can’t survive the next three weeks, a gravestone is cheaper than therapy.
Three Wednesdays until Wednesday.
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it was probably terrible and crying shows weakness. #WednesdayWisdom
Agony ages well.
Do try to keep up 🖤 Relive the woes and wonders of Wednesday Season 1. Season 2 premieres August 6.