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internet explorer. i know nothing.
we called shillin villain a scammer for yapping about any nft for 2 sol and a WL. kaito said fck it and built the industry standard for paid shills.

i used to think Surf's Research mode was slow because it takes minutes to generate a response. but it's actually blazing fast. you can spend hours on TA and manual research, and Surf connects all the dots better in 5 minutes.
People assume I’m an HYPE maxi just because I’m rooting for it, but I’m really not. Truth is, HYPE isn’t even a major part of my portfolio compared to other positions like ETH etc But if you’re not rooting for HYPE, you’re not rooting for the industry. It’s as simple as that.…
what makes hyperliquid tick? users love a great trading interface. builders love permissionless composability. everybody loves a revenue printer.
funny thing is i was watching traders on @trysuper_ get absolutely slaughtered trading $PUMP after i got liq'd the first time. idk what evil spirit whispered in my ear to try it again never again, satan.
the only times i got liquidated on @extendedapp this past week were when i traded $PUMP. that coin is cursed.
the only times i got liquidated on @extendedapp this past week were when i traded $PUMP. that coin is cursed.
Happy first mention of $HYPE in the Financial Times day Hyperliquid @FT
crypto is the only place where pocket watching is a full-time job that can legit change your life.
my portfolio isn't down 78% YTD. i have been carefully executing what i believe to be a highly profitable strategy for farming the second hyperliquid airdrop by placement and subsequent intentional liquidation of shitcoin LPs on every new hyperEVM dex.
DripTrade's vaults are one of the most exciting new use cases for NFTs. for the first time, JPEGs can now store liquid value. bitcoin went ballistic when the narrative changed from "digital money" to "store of value." will we see the same happen with NFTs this cycle?
NFT Vaults by DripTrade 🔐 Vaults are a new jpeg primitive that let you lock fungible tokens inside NFTs - turning them into burn-to-claim treasury with real, onchain value. Vault support is now fully live on the platform. a thread on how it all works ⬇️
HyperEVM Master Guide Airdrops, Farming, and Capital Efficiency. 👇🧵