paris
@wavelettes
uncanny valley girl. nooticer. word condenser.
I have so many idioms up my sleeve. Nobody ever sees it coming when I drop the phrase “hemming and hawing” in a conversation
It’s genuinely appalling to me when native English speakers have a poor grasp of their own language. Born and raised in the US, college educated, and still saying “I’m bias” (noun) instead of “biased” (adjective)? Sixteen years of schooling and that’s what you have to show for…
Accidental HR speak is so embarrassing like why am I responding to the girls like “insightful take” and “well said”
BREAKING: ‘Hawk Tuah Girl’ Hailey Welch SLAMS Labubu Dating Rumors After Viral Deepfake of Them Sharing a Dubai Chocolate Matcha Latte Circulates — “I Did Not Have Relations With That Creature”

