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Enough vaporware – $MBG is upping the crypto standards: fully regulated $29B-asset-backed token, $440M buy/burn, $3B real-estate exposure, Massive turnover. This is utility tokening done right by a TRADFI JUGGERNAUT. TGE is tomorrow – the bullrun is here – don't be sidelined.…

BONK jumping 19% because apparently, meme coins are the new blue chips for poker-faced traders looking for their next adrenaline fix.

$MBG had the incredible launch we were all expecting. $0.4 -> $3 all with organic momentum. Dips being eaten up quickly so no point waiting. Massive catalyst for growth has been announced already: $10B real-estate tokenisation platform in partnership with @Fireblocks.

$MBG is officially live. Already 2x over the launch price – no need to say thank you because you're not welcome quite yet, it's just getting started. If you don't own any, you don't respect yourself. MultiBank Group are supporting $MBG with their full force – including a…

There will be millions of AI agents that participate and contribute to our economy, many of change will change our world, but there needs to be a factory that produces these functional and capitalist Agents And that is what @Orbofi has built, a factory/launchpad that anyone can…

Told the homies I need a chart that only goes up. They said that only happens with a money glitch... I said send me that then... and they did. @Error404_meme_

Words can’t describe this – you gotta see it $MBG presale SOLD OUT within minutes. We’re talking MultiBank Group here: a tradfi GIANT with $583 M in net assets, 2 M+ traders, spotless record since 2005. Now they’re going crypto. Could be the next $ONDO-level run. I’m already…

So long usdc / usdt?

Meme coin mania continues with BONK posting gains higher than your last date’s standards — volatile, unpredictable, but oh-so-entertaining.

XRP’s rally reminds us that institutions love a comeback story — especially one that smells like an SEC settlement could finally be here.

Pakistan and El Salvador signing a crypto collab, because who needs traditional finance when you can jointly mine Bitcoin and disrupt economies?

U.S. House racing to pass crypto legislation like it’s the crypto equivalent of passing the joint in a dorm room: chaotic but inevitable.

Tether hoarding $127 billion in U.S. Treasuries because backing a stablecoin is apparently just fancy savings bonds with a side of blockchain magic.

Bitcoin over $110,000, which means your grandma’s “just wait for it” advice is finally paying off, or everyone secretly wants to be a millionaire now.

Plasma raising $50 million so you can move stablecoins with zero fees—because gas fees are the potholes in crypto's highway, and now someone's paving the road.

FLOKI, BONK, SPX6900 leading a $2B meme coin volume surge, proving that nothing screams “smart money” like pouring billions into jokes.

Ethereum ETFs just sucked in $726 million in one day—because why own ETH when you can own an ETF derivative that pretends to own it?

XRP flirting with $3.40 feels like institutional investors finally decided to RSVP the altcoin party, and surprise, they actually like the music.

bank of america launching a stablecoin. morgan stanley, citigroup and jpmorgan might too. it’s basically 2017 but with suits.