emile zola sour candies
@wagyucube
like warheads, trolli brite crawlers, things of that nature
Big Black - Songs About Drinking Pink Lemonade
imagining how easy it would be to make a mii out of Blake Treinen

Edited IMDB prof pic of Actor Scott Cohen, known best as Max Medina from Gilmore Girls, that is featured on his personal website


if i were Rachel Dratch i would change my first name to The and live in the woods
We gotta save The Dratch man, she deserves better than this
Viral Australian breakdancer “Raygun” (@TheRealDratch) crashes Jimmy’s monologue! 🤣 #FallonTonight
(Me): Cashew Milk? How exactly do you milk a cashew? (my nonbinary roommate Cashew, getting home from the factory): Do you really want to know?
My... my soul? Whoah. Wow. Yeah, okay... Yeah! That sounds... great! You can have my soul! Can I... Can I have your soul too? Ha ha ha ha. Oh... Wow.
watching olympic wrestling waiting for rey mysterio to show up
one of the greatest ironies of our time is that Neil Young is called that when actually he’s old
bro’s doing tricks on it
Viral Australian breakdancer “Raygun” (@TheRealDratch) crashes Jimmy’s monologue! 🤣 #FallonTonight
Wassup people..jus chillin listening to a variety of different music...
The Viscountess neglected to remove her Apple Watch SE before posing for her portrait snd now I have to re-commission the whole thing fuck my life bro

[pee stream spatters off the urinal and onto the front of my pants] ...the purpose of a system is what it does 😔