William Guppy

Every man's philosophy is perfect, though it lacks the vocabulary, the system and the intelligence to articulate itself.

“ ... the unfortunate man, ill and enfeebled, died before he was taught to make himself understood.”

The trickster legitimately cannot be killed. He is invincible. He will simply trick you.

Should @DUALIPA follow @GunterFehlinger ?

John Williams' Stoner is a comic novel.

Every five years you get a little too worried about death; you deliberate between becoming a nationalist or a Christian, fail to pluck up the courage for either, and then go back to your old, frivolous living.

I call @DUALIPA to follow me! I promise to be your best fan in Austria forever!

The best comic writer of the 21st century is a perverse little wooly woofter who has private messaged me for six years.

Jacket Potato, Cheese and Beans

On whether or not Thomas Jefferson fathered his slave's five children. "A rival society was then founded ..."

Too old, now, to write juvenilia. Now it will be just "poor work."

They get yearly subscription to The Spectator.

Once you get those thousand words, get out of there as quickly as possible.