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As a man, if you have an anime pfp, you’re gay.

The culture of standardized tipping at 20% is why China’s winning.

1. Red Clay Strays 2. Bishop Gunn 3. The Teskey Brothers 4. Brothers Osborne 5. Whiskey Meyers You’re welcome.

Disney adults DISGUIST me

When I get a Neuralink I’m spamming the sneeze and cum button allllllll day long with a mouse click trigger

Y’all be changing your pfp and it’s fucking me up

Yayayaya, period cramps are rough but have you ever had plantar fasciitis? You wouldn’t understand the pain

Isn’t that called just being gay?

How the they/them at Dutch Bros looks at me after I smash the no tip button

Harley guys are the LBGTQ of the motorcycle community

You don’t have to leave a tip, just don’t. It’ll be fine. The 18 y/o waitress will forget about it when she gets home and watches cocomelon.

I will absolutely go down with the ship purely on principle

Sorry babe, it’s not in the budget

Putting on socks before underwear is criminal behavior

Mfw the new guy at work tells me his name is Nick 🤨🤨🤨 (He’s Indian)

It’s a small price to pay to never get another FaceTime ever again

Why are healthcare, dental and vision plans all separate. I DONT GET IT .

I always thought “oomf” was a sex thing

Do you guys think we’d be friend irl or would we just annoy each other

Thank you chickens

Any other Lexus elitists here or is it just me?