Violet
@vivalapon
part-time instigator
someone just replied with the will smith slap gif and insta blocked me and im so sad i didnt have enough time to retweet bcz it was really funny

me and my hubby have been rounding up chickens into a coop every night. we're training an army of soldiers
white people on the way to the beer distributor when their 14 year old asks for miller lite
97 diner still serves end of the year school party the i dont want my mom go get old way
worlds first grift to cover up traumatic brain injury that increased their stupidity by 500%
Hmm so now you’re going to use the fact that I transitioned and was a trans man for 7 years against me? Not surprised
the final undertale villain: im going to do something nefarious and relevant to the plot! the 7 undertale souls:




shit been cooking so long that i served my sentence for vehicular manslaughter and got released much to the families disappointment

LTG if he was schizophrenic: mods ban every evil satan that enters my chat. Lets get these scary satans out of my chat
uhh lemme see... mens sweaty stinky balls after a long day of hard work?