𝓥𝓲𝓷𝓷𝓲𝓮 𝓖𝓮𝓻

My biggest regret in life is not buying this blue octopus teapot. I don’t even like tea, but fuck that was a gorgeous teapot.

Lyra Valkyria’s ‘Becky Stompers.’ #WWERAW

😭😭😭

Miles was at his lowest… depressed, addicted, and sick. Career in shambles. He came on this b!tch mad as hell!!!

I don’t think I ever fully explained what this was. This was a performance piece where I sat restrained to a chair for 8 hours from 9am to 5pm while dressed for work.

ps I hope YOU feel beautiful today 🦋

why is hulk hogan getting a second ten bell salute when he only died once?

“Can I get a cyberpunk with no trans in it?” “No tra-HEY JIMMY! GIMMIE A CYBERPUNK WITH NUTHIN!”

This is some shit virgins say by the way.

job applications be like “not that it matters lol but are you black 👀”

HOW ARE YOU RICH AND YOURE ROBBING PEOPLE

Accidentally sent this in the work Slack and my 49 year old manager just confided in me to say he was glad someone finally said it

I have never seen anyone pull off a good Silver Surfer (Shalla-Bal) cosplay #FantasticFour

The first 20 episodes of ‘The Wonderfully Weird World of Gumball’ is now streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney+. Will you be watching?

Fat Chinese Baby (2023)

This morning, my grandmother passed away. She was such a sweet woman. It's hard for me to imagine she's gone. As kids, we were always excited for our next trip to see "Grandma Glenda." She loved us and made us feel so special. I will never forget her and what she means to me.

one of the most awful things you can subject yourself to mentally is a relationship where anything good you do is instantly memory holed while any time you’ve fucked up is metaphorically tattooed on your forehead.

the girls are finding out about sugar water cyanide on tiktok…the spirits are with me……..

Rebecca Black is on our album.

#ANDNEW Mercedes Moné defeated Diana Strong at Prime Time Wrestling ‘All About The Moné’ in Poland She becomes the Prime Time Wrestling Women’s Champion, AND the BestYa Wrestling Women’s Champion 8 Belts Moné