verrsane
@verrsane
husband, father, swe @ Fortune 500 | masters in ml
Having a scratchpad in front of you at all times to quickly jot down notes is a cheat code Way better than typing btw
i knew a company where the husband was CEO and wife was CTO Then the CEO tried sleeping with one of the interns The company imploded
mfw I never hosted a happy hour for my team fellow tech big corpo bros I have let u down

my biggest web slop issue with zoomers is that they will execute api calls on frontend instead of backend
Just told my interns word for word “ur presentation needs to be stupid proof and high rizz” called a couple of em low rizz to their face also almost slipped in the R word
Me on the way to find wife’s for my oomfs
omw to this castle to meet the team building the game
yall dont even know how many local ever green shops u can one shot this with
Excels are notoriously hard to parse. Even though they are machine readable, they end up as a flat string that loses semantic meaning of tables, styling and formulas. Agents can’t use it. We’ve solved that. Raw spreadsheets to perfect HTML, live now on the @chunkrai API.
I just realized that the biggest diff between senior and interns/newbies is that they know what to prioritize and dividend their time with to provide shareholder value Like I need to tell my interns what to prioritize all the time as they go off the rails
I have general weakness in my left elbow and shoulder I’m so cooked bro Came out of nowhere yesterday
Old brother in law will be meeting future brother in law today What are some devious schemes or rage bait tactics to run?

Lots of evergreen businesses like legal and healthcare are hiring AI engineers like crazy to automate and speed up internal processes Great time to start specializing in the industry and business logic for these