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T’was The Night Before Christmas: Harkle Edition Twas the night before Christmas And all through LA Not a photog was lurking Not even a stray Harry was cozy, all in his lair With visions of Meghan Who still missed his lost hair Markle was baking For non existent kids With…

I’m sure #MeghanMarkle jotted that down in her little notebook of “Harry’s Misbehaviors” that she’ll whip out during divorce proceedings. That’s not a normal, healthy marriage. Going incommunicado for 3 days when you have children doesn’t bode well for the future of your…

How is this a “peace offering”? Harry’s Angola visit wasn’t exactly a roaring success considering it’s just more of him exploiting his dead mother for clicks-#PrinceWilliam has his own legacy apart from Diana’s and doesn’t need to even mention his mother to get headlines-but when…

Why shouldn’t they? Adelaide Cottage is beautiful but I’d imagine they need more space at this point for a family of 5 and the staff they have. Fort Belvedere is very close to Bagshot Park, the home of the Duke & Duchess of Edinburgh and was the home of Edward VIII while he was…

The way #MeghanMarkle says “paps” is so annoying. Idk if it’s the nickname usage or just her voice but it’s obnoxious AF. There was NOTHING wrong with being polite, courteous and having manners towards the photographers-this is a woman who’s not only media trained but has has…

Best line of the year. @PhillipMillar is amazing-i’d love to know what else he knows 😈#MeghanMarkle #MeghanMarkleSucks

This is from a podcast called “The Art of the Brand” done by 2 branding experts discussing the epic failure of #AsEver, #MeghanMarkle, the mistakes she made and why it was such a mess. It’s fascinating-there are 3 parts because it was 10 minutes long, but I highly recommend the…

By the way, #MeghanMarkle prides herself on always treating people the way she’d want to be treated. Take note, Thomas Markle, #PrinceWilliam, #PrincessCatherine, #KingCharles, Samantha Cohen, Sussex Survivors Club, etc etc and the list goes on. I’m sure Queen Elizabeth and…

#MeghanMarkIe complaining that people were allegedly using affiliate links to profit off of what her kids were wearing. First-didn’t she do that? Around Easter? On her ShopMy she linked a bunch of children’s clothing and Easter items? Second-if you know people are going to do…

The mortgage for the Olive Garden- 9 and a half million dollars. That’s CRAZY. I don’t care how wealthy I ever was-never in my life would I have an almost $10 million dollar mortgage. That must have been a rude awakening to Harry who probably never even used that word in his…

Losing the Netflix deal is going to put #HarryandMeghan in a real financial bind-their monthly expenses are astronomical. They have a $9 million dollar mortgage which is around $60,000 a month. Property taxes on the Olive Garden for 2024 were $149,323. They have ridiculous…

Remember when #MeghanMarkle complained that she didn’t feel like her intelligence was the focus when she was a briefcase girl on Deal or No Deal? Idk what she thought the job entailed or what she thought a briefcase girl did? But she wasn’t hired for her GPA or theories on…

One of my favorite things is a good #MeghanMarkle mask slip and our Duchess never disappoints. This was a Royal engagement at Canada House in March 2019-sorry for the lack of audio but it wasn’t important-she’s talking to a young, attractive blond woman and can’t control herself…

THIS. One of the top 5 cringiest cringe moments from #HarryAndMeghan. This was in Sep 2018, an event launching the “Together” cookbook to benefit victims of the Grenfell Tower fire. #MeghanMarkle , directing everyone as usual, drags Harry over to be introduced to a Muslim…