joe schmoe
@unordinaryjo
The tipping options on iPads have gotten so aggressive. Now it's like, "Are you a total asshole? Yes or no?"
I'm so old... I know, I know. But I worked on Calc, too! I owned Calc back when we were replacing the old floating-point code with a new infinite-precision math engine. Users expect exact results. If you type 0.1 + 0.2, they expect to see 0.3, not 0.30000000000000004 There…
Calculator in Windows 95 vs. Calculator in Windows 11
This was one of the wildest 90 Day Fiancè season, YOU HAD TO BE THERE!!!😭😭😭 I can’t believe this fight is finally over.
Since we have Baby Showers , let’s also have Business Showers. When a friend starts a business , we all come together to congratulate them and bring resources for their business as gifts
The sole purpose of leisure travel after age 30 is to remind yourself that you’ve lost all childlike joy and the only thing that excites you is aggregating land and resources and watching number go up.
some people just operate at another level than the rest of us
saw a cracked engineer in the wild
💔💔💔….Trying to come to terms with the fact that My Brother was assassinated last night.😒💔😒Shot 9 Times to his Head! Rest in Peace Advocate Katlego Moribe. Damn this is a very Painful Loss!
The USA is the easiest country in the world to make money but most Americans don't realise this because they haven't been anywhere else.
When you forget your phone in a Bolt @boltapp_za the drivers always claim they never saw it or another passenger may have taken it. But rather they steal them themselves and sell them on Facebook.
Settlement non-finality is a *feature* of commerce Escalating levels of resolution (merchant, processor, network, issuer, custodian, courts, armies) can be resorted to when needed, and the scale effects of the higher levels allow lower levels to operate efficiently & informally
It cannot be simultaneously true that crypto fixes settlement finality and makes seizures easier Even you must be able to understand this basic contradiction
I let @grubhub tweet this for me and ended up with 15% off food. You should, too. #savewings. bit.ly/1nJz5lw
Listening to Gucci Mane - Lemonade on @HypsterCom http://soc.li/s8HXM
Listening to Lil Wayne - I'm Single on @HypsterCom http://soc.li/0oVFuPg
Listening to YOUR JOY - CHRISETTE MICHELLE on @HypsterCom http://soc.li/ODYrxLf
Listening to City High - Caramel on @HypsterCom http://soc.li/8gtQiSl
Listening to Bush Babies ft. Mos Def - The Love Song on @HypsterCom http://soc.li/mvaWBYG
Listening to Gucci Mane - Lemonade [OFFICIAL VIDEO] on @HypsterCom http://soc.li/W3EdcgP
Listening to Eminem - Despicable on @HypsterCom http://soc.li/wytHTeQ
Listening to Asher Roth feat Eminem - I Love College Remix on @HypsterCom http://soc.li/69sJndl