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messaged an irl friend for the first time in years and hes typing in trooncase now...

who up slopping they goy

they call me the Never Sat on Sofa at school

My panst 👇

kino timeline

i use to do this all the time then my mom told me "in France that means vagina" and i felt really ashamed and have never done it again

4 inches was a comically tiny penis in 2013

had a dream there was a movie where will smith takes out his phone and says "check out bronze age pervert on twitter" and then shows a compilation of fat women in bikini crushing guys crotch with their ass, like ball busting fetish style

in ww2 the japanese couldnt do surprise attacks because they kept screaming the name of their special move during assaults

havent "shit my pant" posted in a while

i dont even care anymore

"what happened to woke?" "woke left"

"discover more" posts under my tweet are all woke

im sure the guy who hasnt made a single good life choice in 20 years is gonna turn it all around right now

they got an arrest warrant... for my developement 😭

i remember a scene from a manga where this guy's sister finds a freak femdom av in his room and shows it to their mother then throws it away for no reason other than being evil and i got so angry i started shaking

kek of the day 👇🏽

all my french mutuals are obsessed with asian girls aside from one who is obsessed with pope francis

In China, you are not allowed to post this image

i dont care about half asians call me hapathetic