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I love America and I love living in America. America is the best country on Earth

I think “Shut up and get over it” needs to be said more often

Why are you, as a man, allowing other cars to merge in front of you? They’re switching lanes right in your face bro

If my nose hair isn’t sticking out of my nose by half an inch, that ain’t me. That’s AI

Normalize inviting friends over to try out your new vacuum

Paid advertising on the homepage of my bank. Maybe grandpa was right to just keep cash under the mattress

Sorry I’m late, I got lost in my own brain overthinking a complete kitchen remodel I’ll probably never do

I tried all the hacks. Ice baths, preworkouts, even colonics. None of it clicked. I felt so tired every day. Then someone smashed a pie into my face when I was least expecting it. Been locked in, seeking revenge ever since. No hype, just clarity. Wild how long I was on autopilot

Hey @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was. Thank you

People who voluntarily mutilate their bodies to imitate the opposite sex could be seen as a danger to themselves 🧐

I will buy a Tesla robot human thing if it can fold laundry. A laundry folding bot would be cheaper than having a wife

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Even though I have never watched wrestling in my life, Hulk Hogan was a hero for the simple fact that he bankrupted Gawker RIP BROTHER PATRIOT

Every day is a gift. Be grateful, say your prayers, and enjoy the ride.

First poster for ‘AIR BUD RETURNS’ In theaters Summer 2026.

Here is how I built my ultimate dream gym using Chinese Brand 18-gauge steel and lead paint equipment I got for free if I mentioned their name in this video

What would you do if your son was at home Crying all alone on the bedroom floor 'Cause he's hungry And the only way to feed him is to Sell your Labubu for a little bit of money?

I order the veggie pizza because it’s healthier

Well known Mexican-ran exterior services company wanted $2000 to soft wash my house Second company, owned by a Russian guy who I found because someone ranted about how “the owner of this company is openly homophobic”, said he’d do it for $500 What do I buy with my extra $1500?