laurence 💀
@uncletwirl
two gay teenage boys stare at a renaissance painting of the virgin mary. "very lana del rey", they say.
🗞️📰 WHAT A WHORE! : Local Gay Attends Beyoncé Dance Party Only Wearing Two Thirds Of An Outfit; Plans On Kissing Other Men (full story p. 3 & 4)
what would be really funny is if pedro pascal walked into untucked as a guest judge being like heyyyyyyyyy divaaaaaaaaasssss and #they found a way to clip it & caption it "Pedro Pascal gets suspiciously close to women on set 👀"
get tradwife snooki winehouse off my timeline expeditiously.
he said it, not me 🤗 montreoomfs i better see you guys show up for jay tonight, show @ 7 see you theeeeeere
The men in Montreal 😌😌😌 LORD PROTECT ME
they were both bi and had the extra special bedroom guest star when the kids were away to spy camp or whatever
working on having a bod so bangin that no one gives a fuck i've been wearing the same shit for like 3 years
Twitter was launched 19 years ago. What is your favorite tweet ever?
Twitter was launched 19 years ago. What is your favorite tweet ever?
the concept of ravyn lenae quietly snatching song of the summer when no one was looking
Billboard Hot 100: #7(+5) Love Me Not, @ravynlenae [16 weeks]. *new peak*