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this person doesn't know their alphabet

am i shadowbanned or just not funny anymore

i hope he knows i would do anything for him

woah #MyXAnniversary

"thank you for choosing amtrak" no problem there are no other trains

i love these food polls but i have a tendency to get a little annoyed when the general audience doesn't agree with my picks because i am always right

need to get white girl wasted

I MISS YOU :(((((( i will see u in september just u wait

#bored ngl.link/ummrys

just had the most confusing cup noodles because the noodles were awful but the broth was delicious

I rage bait and call it flirting

sometimes all i want to do is read really out of character tim drake fics

dude he would be thrilled to be involved in a ship with the name super terrific

u know things r serious when i use maia's real name

me when i’m the infamous duo who play buck buckley and albert han in the hit tv show 9-1-1 on abc

ryan murphy is so evil

real ragebait is being nice, people hate when youre truly kind

what should i eat for breakfast because i am starving