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#hiiii

sunday’s feel like i’ll never experience peace and happiness again

fake yappers when a real yapper starts yapping at them

rip Ozzy Osbourne

no way ozzy is being resurrected as aquaman

i guess it really is just me myself and all my millions

is it ok to randomly dm oomfs like “hey i think we would be good friends” or is that not socially acceptable

randomly remembering i have a bachelors degree

never knew love til i started dating a foot guy

desperately craving a sandwich that is so good it changes my perspective in life

i’m meant to be unemployed bc when i’m working and have money i buy the stupidest shit just bc i can

people think superman saying i love you after 3 months is crazy man y’all would hate me

if u randomly get paranoid and feel like someone’s watching u don’t worry it’s just me looking at ur location on find my friends

i was mexican before it became a trend

i don’t have to see love island bullshit on my tl anymore!!!

i knew from a young age all i wanted to do was stay home, watch movies, and surf the web

going back to school after graduating college 5 years ago

when my bf’s on his phone while we’re out eating i purposely don’t go on mine and sigh and look around so everyone feels bad for me

how long into the relationship until i can dig in his butt

4th of july….. why did u lie…

i don’t even wanna be doing the stair master and here goes that mf squishing my toes for no reason