Ubbë the Appalachistan MurderCult Moonshiner
@ubbe_ragnarsson
Known to make custom axes and hatchets. #possumwars #GoonTwitter #NotADirtyLeg #CustomAxes #CustomWoodburning Pronouns: Go/Fuck/Yourself
Guess what day it is mafacka’s! Get up and after it!
Weekend's here folks--let's gas it up
Um, guys. I just found out they are making Spinal Tap 2…. I don’t know how to feel about this.
After PLDC, found one of my soldiers room with a months worth of trash, rotten pizza in boxes and a water-stained mattress he had been sleeping in because he hadn’t bothered to tell anyone the pipe above his bed was leaking. This had accumulated while I was gone 🤬
What’s the craziest thing you’ve come across while conducting a barracks inspection or a “health & welfare” inspection?
This right here personifies the old saying: “Don’t stick your dick in crazy…”
Any takers?
Hey @grok, who was the most famous person to block my account? Just give me a name.
Hey @grok who was the most famous person to block my account. Just give me a name.
Anyone remember those big videodisc movies cartridges? Cause I’ve got a shit ton of them and all of them are classic movies 😂
Post someone with a great smile…
Post someone with a great smile….
Here’s a synopsis of weather in the Southeast: Spring: Cool mornings, warm days, rain Summer: Hot mornings, Hot days, tornados/hurricanes Fall: Cool mornings, Mild days, rain Winter: Cold, Cold, Snow It’s like this every damn year. JFC. Saved you from watching TWC.
Is anyone concerned about the fact that day after day, the middle southern and eastern parts of this country are being pounded by this extreme weather for at least two months now every single day?
You wanna wake up Cthulu? ‘Cause this is how you wake up Cthulu…
The boys testing how deep this is
Hey @HardPass4, remember the good old days before you bought a guy to train with?
I'm a totally normal, mild-mannered guy until the moment someone brings up what Hulk Hogan did to Gawker
I'm a totally normal, mild-mannered guy until the moment someone brings up what Hulk Hogan did to Gawker
GM. A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop…
This is NEVER going away 😂
Did ‘gun’ autocorrect to ‘guy’ for you at first, by any chance?
GM. What do mechanics use to diagnose engine problems? Their engineers…
Happy birthday, @braxton_mccoy! Your gift is in the mail…
COVID-19 cases are rising in these states amid summer wave, CDC data shows cbsn.ws/4kTQbzX
COVID-19 cases are rising in these states amid summer wave, CDC data shows cbsn.ws/4kTQbzX
Just got pictures of one of my old soldiers and his wife from their vacation. Made a rough day better.
3 hours? In the sun?? With bugs?!?
This is a really disturbing. A person detained in the Everglades was handcuffed and left outdoors in the sun as punishment for attempting to go on a hunger strike. As mosquitoes swarmed him, he pleaded with guards to bring him inside and was kept outside for nearly three hours.